ARTWORK PREVIEW
Electrical Tape & Bad Decisions
Work-worn humor with a little electrical tape and a few questionable decisions.
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THE FIRST COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE NOW
GOOD WORK LEAVES A MARK.
Original vintage-inspired tees for the people whose jobs are hard on their tools—and sometimes harder on their bodies. Rugged designs. Dry humor. A longer-body fit, because a work shirt should stay down when the work gets real.
Shop the live collection. Secure checkout and fulfillment are handled by Printify; size and color stock varies. First physical sample fit, printing and wash checks are still pending.

THE FIRST DROP / EIGHT ORIGINAL DESIGNS
A little rough around the edges, on purpose. All eight designs are now available to order on longer-body tall tees. These images are original artwork previews, not photos of the finished printed shirts; follow a shirt link for Printify mockups, sizes, stock and checkout.
ARTWORK PREVIEW
Work-worn humor with a little electrical tape and a few questionable decisions.
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ARTWORK PREVIEW
Some jobs leave more than a paycheck.
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Original blueprint-inspired artwork. A joke, not a suggestion to skip the plans.
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A vintage wink at the miles we've put on our bodies.
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No fancy speeches. Just a little attitude.
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For the veteran sparkies whose patience has seen some service.
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A little apprentice-and-journeyman humor from the jobsite.
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ARTWORK PREVIEW
It was clean when the workday started. Probably.
Shop this shirt & sizes From $40.99 · Stock varies by sizeAll eight designs are listed for sale now. Purchases are completed on Printify (currently U.S. shipping only); product prices are $40.99–$48.99 before shipping and applicable tax. Colors and sizes depend on live inventory. We have not yet inspected the first physical sample or measured post-wash fit.
NEW IN THE SHOP / EMBROIDERED HEADWEAR
Our original crossed-tools TRADE DAMAGE patch is now on an adjustable Yupoong snapback trucker cap. Available in Black, Charcoal and Navy with a 2.25-inch embroidered circular patch, while supplies last.
$32.99 before shipping and any applicable taxes. One adjustable adult size; check the fit guide on Printify before ordering.
Shop the embroidered trucker capOur embroidered beanie, genuine tall full-zip fleece hoodie, and toolbox vinyl stickers are now available too. Physical garment fit, wash performance, and embroidery or print durability checks remain pending sample inspection.
MORE TRADE DAMAGE / AVAILABLE NOW
Same work-worn attitude, now on embroidered winter headwear, real tall-body fleece, and vinyl decals for your toolbox. Each product links to its live Printify listing for current sizes, colors, shipping and checkout.
EMBROIDERED / WINTER READY
A simple, bold stitch on a cuffed knit winter hat. Trade-neutral gear for cold mornings, shop runs and off-the-clock wear. Available colors vary.
$26.99 before shipping & tax
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FULL-ZIP FLEECE / GENUINE TALL SIZES
Port & Company PC90ZHT fleece with tall LT–4XLT sizing, plus our understated TRADECAIRN chest mark, TRADE DAMAGE left sleeve and large back graphic.
From $69.49 before shipping & tax
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MATTE VINYL / TOOLBOX APPROVED STYLE
Original circular TRADE DAMAGE emblem on water-resistant, matte, die-cut vinyl. Made for clean, smooth toolbox and shop-cabinet surfaces. Choose 3-inch or 4-inch.
$6.99–$7.99 before shipping & tax
Shop the toolbox stickerImages above are official Printify product mockups, not photographs of physical samples. Colors and sizes depend on stock. These are casual goods, not protective workwear or PPE; do not place stickers on safety equipment unless its manufacturer explicitly allows it.
LONG-TAIL FIT / NO SHORTCUTS
TRADE DAMAGE is built around a simple frustration: work shirts that ride up when you crouch, reach, kneel or climb. Extra body length matters. So does comfortable room through the chest, stomach and waist.
Our first collection uses Hanes Essential-T Tall 5280T blanks, with size offerings up to 4XLT when the selected color is stocked. The back, right-chest and left-sleeve prints are part of every saved design. Physical fit, print quality and after-wash length remain pending sample inspection.
THE FIT GUIDE / HANES ESSENTIAL-T TALL 5280T
We chose a true tall-body shirt because coverage matters when you bend, reach and work. These are the manufacturer's garment dimensions—not body measurements—and available stock changes at Printify, and physical fit and wash performance have not yet been verified against the first sample.
| Measurement | LT | XLT | 2XLT | 3XLT | 4XLT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body length | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 |
| Chest width (laid flat) | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
* Measure your favorite shirt laid flat, then compare. Garment tolerances and post-wash size may vary. Not all sizes or colors are currently available. Check actual available sizes and colors on the linked Printify listing before ordering.
A note on worksite safety: TRADE DAMAGE shirts are casual graphic apparel, not flame-resistant (FR) garments or personal protective equipment (PPE). Use workplace-approved protective clothing when your task requires it.
THE TRADE DAMAGE UNIFORM
Every design follows the same placement standard. We keep the front understated and let the back do the talking.

Small, subtle TRADECAIRN mark.

Our weathered circular crossed-tools badge.

The original full-size illustration for each shirt.
Artwork placements shown conceptually. Actual print-area boundaries and final appearance depend on the selected garment and printer.
THE FIRST DROP IS LIVE
The eight original tall tee designs are joined by embroidered caps and beanies, a genuine tall full-zip hoodie, and crossed-tools toolbox stickers. All are orderable in our Printify Pop-Up Store. Check current sizes and shipping at checkout; first physical-sample quality checks are still pending.
TRADE DAMAGE is an original apparel line by TRADECAIRN Technologies. Print-on-demand orders are fulfilled through Printify. Not affiliated with third-party tool or clothing brands.